Carry On Plapping
By Sissy Pip
Chapter 2 — The Randy Thespian
Surely the Carry On film franchise of repressed English sexual innuendo has had its day. Unless BNWO Studios can reinvent it for the modern world?
Chapter preamble—
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The twin news of a new, as yet untitled, Carry On film, along with the merger of the historic Barnes & Wimbledon Studios with new kid on the block Orpington Studios to make it, had certainly caused a stir in the industry. From nostalgic delight, to disbelief that such an outdated franchise could ever be successfully rebooted.
Since then, the thing about making movies, the former franchise and studio owner, now the new film’s Assistant Producer and aspiring actress, Barbara Fawcett ed, was that for a long time it felt like nothing was happening, until suddenly everything was happening all at once.
For long months now, since selling her families’ inheritance for £1 to Orpington Studios, Babs had been toiling away behind the scenes getting actors on board, honing the script and approving set designs. While a small army of fit young Black refugees, skilled carpenters, camera men and lighting engineers from Orpington Studios, worked to transform the Wimbledon sounds stages into the new film’s sets.
The renewed buzz and excitement around the Studios was truly intoxicating, and everyone seemed to be horny all the time. It certainly hadn’t taken long for the local white sluts to start hanging around the studio gates to flirt with all the fit Black technicians. Morale was important of course, and as Assistant producer, Babs felt it was her job to make sure she serviced as many of the Big Black Cocks in the team as possible, always under the watchful lens of the film’s Producer, Bill Master, of course. In fact, not wanting to waste so much good footage, the older MILF found herself rapidly climbing up Orpington Studio’s pornstar Queen of Spades top ten.
She’d only realised her growing online fame when an awkward looking white boi had been waiting for her one evening as she left the Barnes office. “I love your scenes” he had stammered nervously. Babs leaned in smiling, and whispered into his ear, “When I’m looking out of the screen, that Big Black Cock buried deep in my wet pussy, I’m thinking of you, wanting you to waste your pathetic weak cum for me.” The poor boi almost doubled up on the spot with a groan, and the little premature ejaculator scurried off into the night happy.
Eventually the new movie erupted into more obvious life. On location, establishing shots were filmed, an old disused municipal library set in parkland, awaiting redevelopment into the inevitable luxury flats, was turned into the exterior of ‘Finisham Hospital’, with ambulances arriving and people walking in and out.
Soon it was time for the first day of proper studio filming too. On set was the latest mainstream actor Babs had persuaded to come on board for the rebooted franchise. Kenneth McBain was an older actor in his mid-50s, well known for his Shakespearean roles in his younger days. One might think he was an unlikely name for such a low brow Carry On film, but actually he had been easy to bag, due to his fading acting star, and growing reputation as lecherous ‘wandering hands Ken’, not safe for young ladies to be left alone with. How Ken had escaped the ‘me too’ movement so far was a mystery.
In his studio dressing room trailer, dressed in smart blazer and cravat, McBain remained every inch the charming thespian lovey, speaking in his soft Scottish lilt. But Babs could see the lecherous look in his eye, which gave away that Ken was very taken with Makena, the young Black runner she had deliberately assigned to assist him. As she left his trailer to check preparations on set, Babs smiled to herself. She could hear ‘wandering hands Ken’ already asking the pretty little ebony slip of a thing if she had ambitions to act herself, and if she stuck close to him, he could really help her career.
When the clapperboard snapped shut, there were three actors on set for the scene, another establishing shot, as two doctors and a nurse walked through a set of wards doors marked ‘Male Experimental Fertility Ward—strictly authorised medical staff only’. Jason, Orpington Studio’s top Black pornstar, was playing the white coated senior physician, Professor Hardshaft, Kenneth McBain his similarly white coated assistant, Doctor Limpman, and Orpington’s pneumatic starlet, Julie Juggs, the bimbo nurse.
After a quick break, they moved to the main set of the hospital ward to film the trio walking past a row of six empty beds, towards a side room door at the end. “Is everything ready for our new arrivals Nurse Juggs?” the imposing Black Man asked as they walked through the ward. “Yes Professor Hardshaft” the sexy nurse replied primly as she bounced along behind them, her huge tits straining her uniform like two big beach balls demanding to be played with. “In that case, Matron and I will come round to see them in the morning, once they have settled in” he said, ing through the fake door as the Producer & Director, Bill Master shouted “Cut”.
After lunch, they picked up again in a smaller set next door, which served as the private side room they had entered, a fourth actor ing them in the bed. Playing ‘Patient Zero’ was the little effeminate sissy boi who Babs had seen at Orpington Studios being fucked by the Big Black Shemale, Valeria, who would be playing Matron in the film.
“This is the famous Patient Zero who I had moved here from my Research Lab” the Professor told a shocked looking Dr Limpman. “I must it, after all the publicity, I was expecting something more… solid… results wise” Limpman said, choosing his words carefully. Dr Limpman picked up the framed bedside photo showing the strapping, large, rugby player Patient Zero had been before Prof Hardshaft’s ‘mircile’ white male fertility treatment, then looked back at the shrunken, docile figure now before him with a wince. “Yes, I agree Doctor” the Prof continued unconcerned, “and while the medical fertility data is clear, the physical side effects are… unexpected. That’s why, despite already being given Government approval for a nationwide roll-out, I asked the Minister for the three further test subjects we are about the receive, just to be sure, before we move forward.”
“Should we move her… I mean him, into the main ward?” asked Nurse Juggs. “No, I think it best to leave him in here for now nurse, so as not to alarm our new arrivals” Hardshaft told her. “Are you comfortable?” he continued, addressing Patient Zero directly. “Oh yes, thank you Professor” he replied in a quiet, lilting, breathy voice. “Matron is ensuring I get my regular injections, so apart from feeling a little sore, I’m fine. And Nurse Juggs here is kindly bringing me some things to help me relax” Patient Zero added, which drew a saucy giggle from the bimbo nurse.
Calling it a wrap for the day, Kenneth McBain headed back to his trailer in full on Royal Shakespearian thespian mode, with Makena, his young Black assistant trotting along behind.
Inside the trailer dressing room, Makena handed him the script with his lines for tomorrow on one of the Production’s funny little flickering handheld screens. But once he had finished reading and reviewing his lines, it didn’t take long for ‘wandering hands Ken’ to emerge. These days he had to be super careful not to spook the delicate little flowers before they were ripe for the plucking, but refreshingly in these ‘me too’ times, Makena responded and even encouraged him, like some kind of nymphomaniac. This ebony Princess was so hot and horny.
Instead of days of grooming to break her down, Makena had her hand on his zipper and then wrapped around his cock almost immediately. “Oh! I didn’t realise how much smaller white dicks are compared to Big Black Cocks” she giggled. But before Ken even had time to what she had just said, the girl was like a whirling dervish, wanking him impossibly hard and fast.
“Er… please… slow down a bit dear” Ken managed to stutter, but already too late, as his cum shot out over the trailer floor. “Oh! I’m sorry” Makena giggled again, but harsher than before. “I’m just used to Big Black Cocks having so much more stamina.”
The following day, after filming, it crossed Ken’s mind that perhaps they should just stop, but after reviewing his next day’s lines on the little screen, it was as if he couldn’t help himself, determined to please her.
Fortunately, he managed to get the girl to slow down, just a bit, on the furious handjob, in time for her to thrust her beautiful, warm, wet pussy onto his throbbing, aching cock. Makena pulled herself up, ready to descend for a second blissful thrust, when the unthinkable happened. To Ken’s horror, his over stimulated dick ejaculated prematurely all over her pubic hair before the poor, frustrated Black Goddess could put it back inside her.
He’d never suffered this embarrassing problem before. Ken was mortified. Was he getting too old? Should he go see a doctor?
“That’s a disappointment” Makena laughed in a way that made his humiliation somehow feel ten times worse. “I guess you better just satisfy me orally instead them” she added, moving quickly, leaving him no time to react or object, as she clamped her cum covered pussy over his mouth, holding his head with a surprisingly strong, iron like, grip. Leaving Ken with no option but to obediently get to work with his tongue, until her sweet juices were flowing down his flushed cheeks.
As the first week of filming wore on, Ken would shoot his scenes, and obediently review his next day’s lines on the funny little screen like Makena told him too. But try as he might, Ken’s traitorous little white dick continued to prematurely ejaculate every time Makena’s prefect Black naked body got near.
Still, on the plus side, Ken’s tongue was becoming very skilled at pleasing Mistress Makena’s pussy. It was like he had been born to worship her, she told him constantly.
By the start of the second week of filming, Babs, the Assistant Producer, couldn’t help but notice how Ken now seemed to trot obediently behind Makena back to his trailer, like a lovesick puppy, looking more subdued and smaller somehow. Of course, Babs had already heard the gossip from Makena, that lecherous old ‘wandering hands Ken’ should more accurately now be known as ‘premature ejaculating Ken’!
Meanwhile, for his part, the old actor couldn’t help but notice how his beloved Mistress was flirting more and more openly with one of the muscular Black cameramen. Eventually, when Ken challenged her about it, Makena was direct and upfront that while she loved his cunnilingus tongue action, she was still a young woman with the need to feel a Big Cock filling her deep inside as well. Surely, if he really loved her, he wouldn’t deny her that proper satisfaction?
Of course, Ken reluctantly found himself agreeing with her. It was only natural after all. Big Black Cocks got to fuck women because little white limp dicklets weren’t able to. But it wasn’t until the middle of the week, that Mistress Makena’s pussy had obviously just been fucked, leaking superior Black Cum, when she sat on his face. And even if Ken had wanted to object, her iron like grip left him with no choice but to submissively lick his Mistress clean.
At the start of Ken’s third week on set, the young Black Mistress told the old man that he had earned special privileges for being such a good little white cuckold. “You can sit over there in the corner and watch I think” she told him, as her muscular Black cameraman lover stepped into Ken’s trailer.
It was only natural that Ken would start playing with his leaking limp dicklet, as he watched in awe that superior Big Black Cock thrusting in and out of his Black Mistress’ perfect pink pussy. Giving her the satisfaction he could never do. Filing her up so deep inside, ready for his tongue to worship her. Understanding his place in the natural order of things. Black Men fuck. White losers clean up their Black Goddesses.
Big Black Cock’s superior size and stamina was a marvel to behold, as Ken watched in fascination, the pulsing, twitching, heavy Black Balls pump an impossibly large sticky load deep into his Mistress’ belly. Makena moaned loudly with pleasure, before hoping off the mighty shaft, and walking over to Ken, clamped her sticky wet pussy over his face to be cleaned.
“Perhaps they should call this new movie, Carry on Cuckold” she laughed.